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Geeking Out: Star Wars-Dysmorphia Disorder

A long time ago, in a galaxy that we live in… George Lucas conceived of one of the most popular films of time, the space opera Star Wars. Originally produced as a trilogy, Star Wars become a cultural touchstone for my generation. Many of us know every word, watch the films on repeat, and have bonded with our friends or spouses over the Buddhist-like Force that binds all living things together. Some of us have fantasized about being Princess Leia or Han Solo or Luke Skywalker (or sleeping with them!) and a lot of us have used flashlights as lightsabers, utterly disappointed that this doesn’t really work as we hoped it would. These films are a part of who we are as individuals and as a culture.

And then… George Lucas decided to fuck with them. Since practically the beginning, Lucas has been changing and adding and tweaking them until they are the film equivalent of Michael Jackson’s face: we still see what we loved, but it’s so distorted we can’t help but feel sad.

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Geeking Out: Han Solo Knows

I love Star Wars, in case you hadn’t picked up on that with my Blu Ray rants a few months back. So, I decided to make my first meme using my favorite character, Captain Han Solo, who knows everything.

Enjoy!

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Geeking Out: Han Solo Shot First, Part 2

So the blu rays of Star Wars came out Friday and I still haven’t given in and bought them, as I ranted about last week. I actually read an essay a few days later about how the argument that George Lucas is just completeting his original vision now that the technology and money is available is complete and utter bullshit, because Darth Vader yelling “Nooooo!” could have been added at any point in the last mazillion releases. Clearly, George Lucas has a compulsion and needs to be saved from himself.

Anyhow, a friend commented on my rant and reminded me of the awesome scene from Simon Pegg’s show Spaced. (BTW, if you haven’t watched this show, do yourself a favor and watch it now. You won’t regret it.)
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Geeking Out: Han Shot First aka STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD GEORGE LUCAS

The Boy and I finally caved to the 21st century and bought a giant LED LCD television. And it came with a free blu ray player. Man, I love when you get bonus spring rolls!!! Anyhoo I quickly started making a list of movies I wanted to buy on blu ray format so I could start my 21st century collection. Since Star Wars is my FAVORITE MOVIE SERIES OF ALL TIME, I was excited to see that it was going to be released soon!

And then… then I remembered.
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