Category Archives: Sh*ts & Giggles

Sh*ts & Giggles: Wasting the Weekend

Lately, I’ve either been angry about the world (since stupid people keep pissing me off), recapping tv shows, working on my novel, or updating my other blog, Unlikely Housewife. That does not mean, however, I haven’t spent way too many hours down the Internet rabbit hole, wasting oodles of productive time. Because I love you and want you to waste time too, here are a collection of internet funnies I’ve “curated” for you (since curate is the new stupid word everyone uses to make it sound like they actually did something)…

Enjoy, you pretty faces you!

Downton Arby

Okay, so it’s not quite as funny as Downton Tabby, but still pretty good. (Sorry can’t embed, it’s that stupid div file issue again. ::shakes fist:: YOU STUPID WORDPRESS YOU!)

Hipster Games 3

My friend Moses alerted me to this gem. As a Hunger Games fan who also lives in neighborhoods and enjoys content that hipsters also live in or enjoy, this was ridiculously spot-on.

“My glasses!”

“They aren’t real! They aren’t real!!”

When the Olympics happened, there was a similar parody video also worth sharing.

Texts from Hillary

This is probably my favorite meme I’ve seen this year. Or any year. Bad ass Hillary.

This one is the best, though they are are all great.

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Sh*ts & Giggles: Drunk Text by Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s new music video “Drunk Text” has leaked online and includes such titillating lyrics like this one:

“My mouth kept pouring random clauses of random intent”

It is ridiculously horrible. Seriously, click here to see the video for yourself.

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Sh*ts & Giggles: Off-Beat (and Belated) XMAS Movies

I know this post about horror and scifi Christmas movies is either super late or super early, depending on how you view time, but it was a fun piece to write and now that the Darkleian is kaput, I wanted to share. Enjoy!

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Sh*ts & Giggles: Because the Tea Party Loves Crazy More Than They Hate Blacks

Happy Friday, folks!  And 11/11/11 day! I posted this on 11:11 just to be awesome like the other people who get way too excited about artificial time signatures we invented so therefore have no actual coincidental or cosmic meaning…

Anyhow…

In keeping with yesterday’s post about Herman Cain and sexual harassment, here’s a hilarious video of convicted sexual harasser Mike Tyson playing Herman Cain!

If the video has been disabled, please go directly to www.funnyordie.com to see it. WordPress sucks at embedding videos.  It should be easy to add embed code to the html editor, but you know, WordPress doesn’t support iframe, so, yeah, it never works.

::shakes fist at the internet::

One of these days I’m going to take advantage of the fact that The Boy is a web developer and have him help me set up my own hosted website so I don’t have to deal with this kinda annoyance anymore. Until then, apologies for the extra clicks.

http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/4ecfd3a85f


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