Kittens With Mittens

It’s Monday today… and to be honest, I just don’t feel like finishing my review of The Ringer today. I have a head cold, in addition to OCD being all up in my bidness this weekend, so I’m just gonna shelve that post for later this week, go get a sammie at the deli, and lay on the couch with my comforter and my remote control.

Here’s some gossip to fill the void I’m sure I’m leaving in your day…

• Taylor Armstrong’s therapy sessions with her now-deceased husband will air on Bravo. Yeah, that just leaves a bad taste in my mouth…
• A “source” is claiming that Arnold Schwarzenegger is having multiple busts commissioned of when he was at his physical prime. Maybe he’ll send one to Maria with a note saying, “See what you’re missing, baby?!” I’m sure that would work!
• I’m not a big fan of themed board games, but it’s not “inconceivable” that I would play this: Princess Bride monopoly! Free Parking is now ‘Grandson Interruption,’ Jail is the ‘Pit of Despair,’ and you can own properties like ‘Buttercup’s Farm,’ ‘Fire Swamp,’ and, of course, ‘Prince Humperdink’s Castle.’
• Jesse James and Kat Von D broke up again. This makes me sad because I truly love when two awful people find each other, leaving the rest of us safe from their horribleness.
• The Brangelina/Jen gossip never ends. Which is why I keep reading it, obviously. Not cause I care or anything… Anyhow, apparently Brad is refusing to do Chelsea Handler’s show during his Moneyball promotions. Sayeth the source: “If he’s still as good [of] friends with Jen as he says, then he would have done E!” Riiiiight. Cause when I’m super busy promoting my life’s work I makes sure I do everything I possibly can to prove I’m still friends with my ex, even if it means going on a banal comedy show that 7 people watch. Listen, Harbinger of Whitney, he’s not coming on your show because you suck. End of story.
• LiLo is so desperate for work that she took a job as the face of a clothing collection she’d never even seen. I want to say something snarky, but honestly, I just feel badly for her. Glad that someone has the money and inclination to get her a job. Right?
• Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman costume. Me like!
• You know, I vacillate with Kirsten Dunst. Sometimes I love her in stuff, like the underrated Drop Dead Gorgeous, but other times she makes a film even worse, like Spiderman. But good for her for speaking out and normalizing depression. Even if she is a bit declarative that not having had it is “weird.” If we want to be accepted for having mental illness, we shouldn’t put down those that don’t.
• I’m not sure his death will ever not make me go, ‘awwww, sad’: Naomi Watt’s talks about Heath Ledger. (BTW, totally forget they were in a relationship!)
• Apparently Lea Michelle’s feelings were hurt by Sarah Hyland’s mocking of her red carpet pose. I’m okay with that.

So, click away. I’m gonna go get food and eat it and then lay about feeling dippy from cold medicine. Yay!